Pregnancy quotes

So I found the list of quotes that I wrote down that people said to me during my pregnancy.  Some were funny and some of them were almost the death of people.  I figured I would share them since 400 of my friends are pregnant right now and I know some of them are getting outrageous comments as well! :)

"Wow you've really BALLOONED!"

"It's ok to drink beer once in awhile! It will help you sleep better at night!"  (pretty sure she was telling me to get drunk and pass out)

"Your boobs look like they are going to attack me!"-Carrie Jaeger (haha!)

Stranger: "How far along are you?"
Me: "6 months"
Stranger: "WOW! You look bigger than my friend who is 9 months along!"
Me: "Awesome!"

Work Lady: "You look like a giant bumblebee in that shirt!"
(And then every time i walked by her office she would yell out "BUZZZZZZ!")
I'm pretty sure I almost whooped ass on that day.

Lady who brings me mcdonalds at work..
Me: "No McDonalds for me..trying to eat healthier".
Lady: "Oh my gosh you are taking this pregnancy thing WAY to seriously."
Me: "umm thanks?"

We were at a concert and they were playing "Rockin the beer gut" song.  A drunk guy blatantly turned around and nodded at my stomach and rubbed his own.  Hans thought this was fantastic and died laughing.

"You could feed an army with those boobs!"

Hoping all you pregz out there are getting some great comments as well! :)